What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Two University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee researchers part of global team that discovered a new object in space - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Sure.

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What is truer than that which is true?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

Me : No

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I don't drink

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I'm 24.

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

He : Tea ?

Me : Thank you.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What is your juiciest sex story?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?